Science Jokes

A photon walks into an airport and the attendant asks, "sir, do you have any baggage?"
The photon laughs and says, "Nah, I'm travelling light."

Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding and the police officer asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."

Two atoms were walking down the street. One of them says to the other, "I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "are you sure?"
The first atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Haaaaaaa

Dog 1: "Hey, did you ever work with that guy Pavlov?"
Dog 2: "Rings a bell"

More of a psych joke, but whatever. mpc

Oh, and one in French!
(Credit goes to Vore-Tex from FPSB)

Quel est le fromage préféré du physicien ?
C'est la tomme.

one day i am walking down the street and i feel like a pretty woman.....end

KURINTO wrote:one day i am walking down the street and i feel like a pretty woman.....end

Oh, yup that happens to me all the time

Lol confirmed.

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