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Science Jokes
Sun May 10, 2015 1:03 pm
A photon walks into an airport and the attendant asks, "sir, do you have any baggage?"
The photon laughs and says, "Nah, I'm travelling light."
Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding and the police officer asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."
Two atoms were walking down the street. One of them says to the other, "I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "are you sure?"
The first atom replies, "I'm positive!"
Haaaaaaa
The photon laughs and says, "Nah, I'm travelling light."
Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding and the police officer asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."
Two atoms were walking down the street. One of them says to the other, "I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "are you sure?"
The first atom replies, "I'm positive!"
Haaaaaaa
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Re: Science Jokes
Sun May 10, 2015 1:21 pm
Dog 1: "Hey, did you ever work with that guy Pavlov?"
Dog 2: "Rings a bell"
More of a psych joke, but whatever. mpc
Dog 2: "Rings a bell"
More of a psych joke, but whatever. mpc
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Re: Science Jokes
Sun May 10, 2015 1:27 pm
Oh, and one in French!
(Credit goes to Vore-Tex from FPSB)
Quel est le fromage préféré du physicien ?
C'est la tomme.
(Credit goes to Vore-Tex from FPSB)
Quel est le fromage préféré du physicien ?
C'est la tomme.
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Re: Science Jokes
Tue May 12, 2015 12:47 am
one day i am walking down the street and i feel like a pretty woman.....end
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Re: Science Jokes
Tue May 12, 2015 10:17 am
KURINTO wrote:one day i am walking down the street and i feel like a pretty woman.....end
Oh, yup that happens to me all the time
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Re: Science Jokes
Tue May 12, 2015 7:36 pm
Lol confirmed.
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Re: Science Jokes
Thu May 14, 2015 12:37 am
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